This update is a guest spot on the moustache-mcgowan blogpost. I hope to make this a regular feature of the Adventures In Facial Hair Experimentation blog, so be excited to see some unfamiliar faces with new facial hair features to celebrate along with my own. The first guest spot has been granted to none other than the infamous Dancin' Danny Moustache. Danny has two great facial hair characteristics that really make his potential shaving style desirable. The first is an amazing follicle per square centimeter ratio. This quality can make any moustache connoisseur weak in the knees just thinking about it. The second is the impressively dark color of facial hair growth. This dense jungle of facial flora is prime for trimming into many imaginable styles just waiting to be discovered.
The current shave of choice is a throwback to facial hair pioneers of old with a splash of new age inspiration. Remember the civil war? Me neither, but this design was inspired by a real American war hero and the hair that helped the Union soldiers win all those important battles against the ever under impressive southern states of the Confederacy and their un-patriotic lack of facial hair creativity. Not only that, but Ambrose Burnside was also the Governor of Rhode Island (America's least influential state) and the first president of the National Rifle Association though not necessarily all at the same time. His most memorable and historical accomplishment, however, was his ability to grow some gnarly burns for all the ladies of the day to enjoy. This is a snapshot of Ambrose sporting the goods. Be sure to notice the stoic look of confidence that the burns bestow upon all who may be brave enough to wear them. Its been said a time or two that facial hair longer than the hair on top of your head is an all natural aphrodisiac. The jury is still out, but lord knows I'm already a believer!
Well, enough history, lets begin! To the immediate left is a picture of Danny with what I like to call "blank canvas face" for obvious reasons. I'll walk everyone through the steps just in case we have any beginning hair sculptors reading trying to fine tune their shaving skills. Remember gents, there is nothing a woman hates more that a poorly groomed facial fiasco. Try to remain calm while shaving and don't forget to breath! Step one is to remove any unwanted hair from your face that will not be in the final product. As you may have already guessed, most of the hair removal for this design will take place in the general chin region as displayed in the next photo of Danny hard at work
chopping through the worst of it.
Next, you just need to fine tune the edges with an electric razor until you achieve the proper shape desired. Once the final shape has been achieved, simply take a sharp razor and close shave the areas around your completed canvas with a little shave cream and hot water. Don't forget to rinse out the stubbles between the razorblades after every swipe to avoid some serious rash that could look like a skin disease to any potential mates out on the prowl. I'll leave you all with another potential final product picture. whichever of the two you choose to go with, remember that either one will be sufficient to attract members of your desired sex for a potential date or maybe just a romantic walk by the lakeside on a Saturday night. Whatever it is your heart desires, keep in mind, the more you switch up the styles, the better the variety of potential mates available to you. Ok friends, keep fighting against all forms of facial hair discrimination for future generations.
Yours truly,
Moustache McGowan
